Wednesday, May 21, 2008

My one human buddy Sid

My friend Sid (visit his blog at http://siddharthgb.blogspot.com/) visited me. He arrived at the port and I picked him up. I seemed upset to him when he asked me about fish so he changed the subject and said"it sure is cold in the Arctic.
I exploded on him "It is not cold any more it is warming at rates not seen and you are to blame my friend. I then apologised and he to apologised as well.
I told him "My friend I am sorry you and some of the people like you are trying to help us out and you actually care about us. I mean you educate the general populace about global warming and tell them what to do to slow it. I mean not all of the humans are bad but to us bears see your kind as the destroyer in our land. Not all of the bears will appreciate you staying with me and you will not any under circumstances want to anger them the slightest. You know one bear could quickly eat you for a snack."

I should explain that Sid can understand animals and that he is one of the few humans who have set foot in bearville and have lived to flee the arctic tundra.

Together we walked up to my house at the edge of bearville nobody knew that he was here so maybe he would have a pleasant visit.

He and I shared a few fish sticks and we had one of the greatest human inventions, Hienz 57 varieties ketchup. A paste made of the thing you call tomatoes ids most delicious with fish sticks. Sid also brought a strange crisp called the potatoe chip and he brought cookies.
I decided to keep some chips and cookies for my brother Robert and his wife.

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